“Let’s jump on a quick call.”
+1 leg. −1 peaceful afternoon.ONE CAT. ABSOLUTELY NO CHILL.
Still finding its feetNine lives.
Too many legs.
bro has a side quest for every leg

SAME BRAIN CELL.
Built for a hundred side quests. Currently doing none of them.
Explain this catTHE LAUNCH MEME CONTEST
Make a meme.
Give this cat lore.
Too many legs. Endless meme potential. Celebrate the MEOWTIPEDE launch with your funniest meme image.
- 01
Follow the cat.
Follow the official MEOWTIPEDE account on X: @MEOWTIPEDE800.
- 02
Download the cat.
Download the character sheet below. Use its front, rear, and side views as a reference in your image editor or upload it to your AI image tool to create your meme.
- 03
Make it a meme.
Create your own MEOWTIPEDE meme image and post it on X. Include #MEOWTIPEDE and tag @MEOWTIPEDE800 so the creator can find your entry.
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Watch your messages.
The creator will search X for entries and contact selected winners individually from @MEOWTIPEDE800 to arrange their prize.

YOUR MEME STARTER KIT
Same cat. Your chaos.
Start with the MEOWTIPEDE character sheet: front, rear, and side views on a clean background. Keep the orange tabby face, long body, and many furry legs recognizable. The scene, caption, and joke are up to you.
Download character sheetPNG · Front / rear / sideWHERE THE PRIZES COME FROM
Prizes are funded from the creator’s MEOWTIPEDE trading-fee earnings. The prize pool depends on fees actually earned; no fixed amount has been announced.
WON? POST YOUR RECEIPT.
After receiving a prize, you must publish a tweet confirming that you received it. Clearly identify it as a MEOWTIPEDE meme-contest prize and tag @MEOWTIPEDE800.
Prize amounts, entry dates, winner count, and judging details will be announced on the official X account.
Follow @MEOWTIPEDE800 on X ↗01 / THE EXTREMELY SHORT LORE
Life got busy.
Cat got longer.
It started with a normal orange cat and one small to-do list. Then came the group chat. The side hustle. The “quick call.”
Every new task grew another leg. More legs meant more things to do. More things to do meant more legs. You see the problem.
Now he has unlimited legs, one brain cell, and the same 24 hours as everyone else.
AI made you a productivity plan.
47 steps. 47 new legs.You finally closed all your tabs.
Time to open 12 more.
Out of office. All of them.
02 / WELCOME TO THE PILE
Too much going on?
You’re our kind of cat.
For the overthinkers, the tab hoarders, and everyone whose side quests have side quests. Bring your memes. Leave the productivity advice.
Follow @MEOWTIPEDE800 for updates. The official contract and purchase link will be added here at launch.